Parodien und Satiren 09

Im Abfluss der Zeit: (K)ein Kriminalroman

Autor: Fiefbert Donnerhose

Das Hartz IV-Monster

Autor: Robert Morgenstern

Nightshifters: A Splatter Slasher Novella

Autor: Harrison Phillips

Satanic Summer

Autor: Andersen Prunty

Ein verflixtes Halloween

Autoren: Svantje Koch, Ema Kessell, Yara Kiefer, Helmut Blepp, Utz Anhalt, Susanne Rensberg-Umbach, Thomas KArg, Isabel Helger, Julia S. Oltmans, Annika Elstermann, Yvy Lips, Monika Schillinger, Stefan Junghanns, Marie Loth, Valerie Puschner, Ludwig Karrell, Benedict Friederich, Denise Joan, Benjamin Hodi, Jennifer Nickel

I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

Autor: Carlton Mellick III

Zombie Bake-Off

Stephen Graham Jones

Uncle's Dream: And, the Permanent Husband

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Crotchet Castle

Thomas Love Peacock

The ADHD Vampire

Matthew Vaughn

A cruise ship for retired sex addicts, the U S S Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget (but some of them will, anyway). Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul, half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter's well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha - retired cyborg and ex-spy.

In the grand tradition of slasher-horror literature in which a lot of people are murdered in gruesome ways, The U S S Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time.

Liberated: A Comprehensive List of Every Liberal Who Fled to Canada After the 2016 Election

Mark Campbell

The 2016 United States presidential election was one of the most contentious fights in political history. Countless people, both famous and not, vowed to flee the United States and head to Canada if Donald J. Trump was elected president. After he won, we, as a country, lost some of our most prominent individuals in entertainment, arts, and academia. After thousands of hours of research, we were able to track down the people we lost and catalogue them in this all-inclusive publication. Make no mistake, no stone was left unturned; every name was included.

Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies: 3B & Z, Book 1

David Reuben Aslin, Clayton Collins

Life has become little more than a day-to-day fight for survival in this tongue-in-cheek (and other body parts) apocalyptic thriller.

The year is 2036. The place, a rapidly decaying, totally (baked) Big Apple, New York City. Brainsm along with a few of his family, his best friend, Gil and three very orthodox Rabbis, have so far managed to survive the plague to end all plagues; by holding up inside the protected walls of what once not long ago was his families former Jewish delicatessen.

On this day of days, Brains is determined to brave the dangers of zombies, street gangs, and other predators of the four-legged variety. He and several of his rag-tag kosher-eatery holdouts have decided to venture out into the city to try and have some good old fashioned Fourth of July fun.

ZDate: A Zombie Romance

Charley Allen

An evil programming genius launches a dating site for zombies only. Greg and Amy meet through the site and - with help from their friends Stef and Zed - are trying to get together.

A full cast production.

Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers: A Sadie Novella (Twisted)

Zane Sachs

Sadie may seem like the typical girl next door - except she isn't. At age eight, when she finds Mommy in the bathtub, floating in a pool of blood, Sadie becomes obsessed with murder. Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers is the prekill to Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/ Horror, delving into Sadie's bizarre childhood to unravel what makes her the psycho we know and love. The story you've got in your hot little hands (unless you're holding something else) is a twisted coming-of-age story, black humor/horror.

B O N U S: Advice from Li'l Sadie: 10 Signs Someone is a Low-Life Liar; 10 Ways to Your Dream Confession; 10 Useful Household Poisons, and more!

Note: This is the (slightly) cut version of the novella. Even so, please expect sexuality, insanity, and other disturbing content.

Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor

Zané Sachs

Like many people, Sadie feels undervalued and frustrated. Employed by a supermarket, she plots to murder coworkers - or lure them into the employee bathroom for a quickie. Sick of being treated like a robot, she taps into a powerful (and deranged) alter-ego and transforms into Sadie the Sadist. Listener beware: This audiobook contains graphic violence, psycho/sexual incidents, and Sadie's favorite recipes. X-tremely Black Humor.

The Twilight of Lake Woebegotten

Harrison Geillor

A small town. . . a plucky heroine, a shiny vampire, and a hunky Native American rival with a secret. But all is not as it seems in Lake Woebegotten. Let Harrison Geillor reveal what lies beneath the seemingly placid surface. You'll Laugh. We promise.

When Bonnie Grayduck relocates from sunny Santa Cruz California to the small town of Lake Woebegotten, Minnesota, to live with her estranged father, chief of the local two-man police department, she thinks she's leaving her troubles behind. But she soon becomes fascinated by another student - the brooding, beautiful Edwin Scullen, whose reclusive family hides a terrible secret. ( Psst: they're actually vampires. But they're the kind who don't eat people, so it's okay. ) Once Bonnie realizes what her new lover really is, she isn't afraid. Instead, she sees potential. Because while Bonnie seems to her friends and family to be an ordinary, slightly clumsy, easily-distracted girl, she's really manipulative, calculating, and power hungry, and not above committing murder to get her way. Or even just to amuse herself.

This is a love story about monsters. . . but the vampire isn't the monster.

Adjunct (English Edition)

Autor: Geoff Cebula

Encyclopaedia of Hell: An Invasion Manual for Demons Concerning the Planet Earth and the Human Race Which Infests It (English Edition)

Autoren: Martin Olson
Illustrator: Tony Millionaire, Mahendra Singh

The Canterville Ghost (English Edition)

Autor: Oscar Wilde