Parodien und Satiren 10

WEREWOLVES IN THEIR YOUTH

Autor: Chabon

This Town Needs a Monster

Autor: Andersen Prunty

Koontown Killing Kaper

Autor: Bill Campbell

Noir: A Novel

Autor: Christopher Moore

All The Dead Things

Autor: Bear Lee

Sin Semáforos: relatos de un pueblo tan podrido como el tuyo.

Autor: Leandro R. Puntin

The Animal-Lover's Book of Beastly Murder

Autor: Patricia Highsmith

The Menstruating Mall

Autor: Carlton Mellick III

Tales of the Unattested

Harry Balls

The book they tried to stop, mainly for the reason that they thought it was too much for the great public to handle, and an absolute load of rubbish.

I am Harry Balls, renowned paranormal investigator with a difference. I investigate those cases too complex or too vague, mainly the latter, that other paranormal investigators simply won't touch with a barge pole.

Join me and my Office of Paranormal Studies licensed team on an epic [citation needed] adventure as we travel the country uncovering the mysteries you've definitely never heard about before. Together we will lift the lid on the supernatural, and then quickly close the lid again before weird things start coming out.

These mysteries range from mysterious home-helps to dubious ball pits, farting dogs, parish council conspiracies, and even evil bingo dabbers. Live and breathe my journey with me as I explore these dark forces in the Tales of the Unattested (hence the name of the book). One thing is for certain, you'll never think about the paranormal and supernatural in the same way again.

The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story

Brian South

Honor. Justice. Brains.

Perched on the border between civilized ghoulkind and the chaos of the barbaric slickskins, the zombie sheriff must rescue his kidnapped friends from the dastardly Mc Farland and his notorious gang of outlaws. He assembles a posse of the most talented zombies around, including Mungo, a zombie chef interested in locally sourced ingredients; Bub, a barber whose enormous strength somewhat makes up for his complete lack of intelligence; and Dr. Callahan, a would-be pacifist who reattaches misplaced limbs with gusto.

As the posse tracks Mc Farland, they soon realize they themselves are being pursued. The ever-courteous Abernathy Jones, as quick with his business cards as he is with his deadly cane, is out to settle an old score from the sheriff's prezombie past, though exactly what he wants is anyone's guess.

Even more troubling, the sheriff begins to hear rumors that the true reason for his friends' abduction is to provide test subjects for the sadistic experiments of the mysterious Dr. Gimmler-Heichman.

The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story is the absurd, tongue-through-cheek tale of reanimated cowboys, undying love, and the lengths to which one zombie will go for justice. And for brains.

The Thirteenth Step: Zombie Recovery

Michele W. Miller

Eight people escape zombie-infested New York. They have only one thing in common: the addict gene. The same genetic quirk that makes alcoholics and addicts susceptible to booze and drugs gives them a mysterious ability to evade the undead. But that's not enough to unite them. They're an unlikely crew: A Botoxed Upper East Sider; a drug dealer; a resentful daughter of addicts; a recovering A A guy; a Japanese ex-dope fiend; an addicted Ivy Leaguer; and a Mexican immigrant. They dodge zombies, toxic wastelands, drugged lunatics, their personal demons and sometimes each other, only to find themselves in a cult that takes A. A. to fundamentalist extremes. They have to make a choice, one they may not survive.

Dead Drunk: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse... One Beer at a Time

Richard Johnson

Charlie Campbell was your average, balding, thirty-year-old alcoholic with a dead-end job and a penchant for shambling through life one mistake after another. However, none of that mattered following the sudden arrival of a mysterious sickness that brought with it infected mobs of zombie-like creatures thirsting for the flesh of the living. Trapped in a Chicago apartment the morning after a raucous bachelor party, Charlie and his old fraternity buddies must battle for survival against the cannibalistic horde, a military invasion and their own rampant stupidity.

With supplies, common sense and brain cells dwindling by the hour, the motley crew - including a racist cop, a Sri Lankan used car salesman, a stoner landlord and a pet raccoon - must pull out all the stops to avoid joining the ranks of the dead. If you like zombies, action and humor, crack a beer, pull up a barstool, and prepare for one wild ride.

F***ness

Andersen Prunty

This darkly offbeat novel opens with the narrator, Wallace Black, as the target of the school bully's violence. After suffering a horrendous beating, Black goes home to his equally abusive family. As a punishment for fighting at school, his mother straps a set of grotesque horns to the top of his head. He is unsure of where the horns came from. They have always been in the house. And they contain a power no one could have expected.

Let Andersen Prunty ( Zerostrata, Morning Is Dead, and The Beard) guide you through a sometimes hilarious, sometimes violent and terrifying coming-of-age Midwestern gothic novel.

THE LOST GIRL

D. H. LAWRENCE

Nightmare Abbey

Thomas Love Peacock

The Weight of Things

Marianne Fritz

The Die-Fi Experiment

M.R. Tapia

" I would like to welcome the world to The Die-Fi Experiment. Please join us in the fun that is the deterioration of the world by means of social media. "

Marie and her husband are spending their honeymoon in Tokyo, Japan. While strolling the downtown streets, they are hoaxed into a chance at winning the latest cell phone: First to get through a maze of doors wins! Only they both awaken amidst a sadistic live-stream gameshow. Marie competes against a man while both of their partners are strapped down to chairs.

The winner of the deranged challenges imposes extreme pain for their own partner while the loser receives their own form of demented punishment. As it goes on, more and more people around the World Wide Web tune in. The winner of the entire competition gets the chance to fight one last time for their ultimate chance of survival against their own partner. . . to the death!

Will Marie and her husband get the chance to have their first fight as a married couple, and if they do, who will be the last one standing?

Contains excerpt from M. R. Tapia's forthcoming novel Sugar Skulls.

Barack's Apocalypse: Yurope 2

Michael Saint Wood

What if Trayvon Martin survived and George Zimmerman died in his place? What if President Barack Obama accidentally transformed African Americans into horrific, Lovecraftian abominations while trying to make them all light skinned? Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, President Barack Obama, Bill Cosby and dozens of other real life pillars of black community meet and clash in this satirical epic by the author of Yurope!: Hillary's Invasion.